J(Management may take a dim view of this one and is welcome to delete it from the forum, if deemed my bad). That said, I oftentimes SMH at some of the names CHers choose, compared to their Briefs. Invariably, quite often, those names take simple words to extremes. So let’s have some fun here: Name a common household item as extreme as you can.
KtchynChayr (kitchen chair)
Extra extra points for ashtray